aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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