I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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