Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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