Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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