Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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