Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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