just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My balls are so social today.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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