It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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