I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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