ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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