Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i think my mom watched the whole time
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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