i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
