Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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