i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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