HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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