I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
