What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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