plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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