how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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