I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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