Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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