Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
