But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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