and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i just made my gag reflex go away.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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