I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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