It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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