Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
