She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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