Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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