just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
then he tried to convert me to islam
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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