I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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