Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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