oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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