I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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