so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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