i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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