Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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