like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I love you. Go after that dick
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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