After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
