Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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