yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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