it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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