I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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