me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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