Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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