is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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