So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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