i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
