GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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