:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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